med-li:

reasons to join wadatwitterimage

natnovna:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER UPLOADED TO THE INTERNET 

badgraph1csghost:

sillyandquiteawkward-reblog:



so what kind of theoretical tensile strength are we talkin about here because

badgraph1csghost:

sillyandquiteawkward-reblog:

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so what kind of theoretical tensile strength are we talkin about here because

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raiannetheotaku:

iamyourhiro:

egobus:

i am ashamed

I actually understand this entirely.

*likes this post to reblog later*

We quickly located a firefighter costume for boys, complete with a bright red jacket, a traditional helmet and an axe. The girls’ version, on the other hand, is a skin-tight, short, shiny dress that’s surely flammable. It includes a fascinator (in lieu of a helmet) never before seen on a real firefighter.

The model on the package, who looks to be about the same age as my daughter, completes the outfit with heeled, calf-high boots — not ideal for running into burning buildings, or trick-or-treating for that matter. The costume is for children four to six and it’s one of several provocative costumes for the age group.

Even the pumpkin costume for preschoolers is sexy: it’s sleeveless and features a black bodice with an orange ribbon that laces up the front like a corset. I found the girls’ firefighter and the police officer costumes the most offensive, as they hung on the rack in stark contrast to the boys’ versions.

What kind of message do these costumes send to our girls? While the boys have costumes that look like the real thing, girls are expected to dress up in spoof ensembles, thus suggesting they can’t, or shouldn’t, do the real job. The costumes are not only “sexy,” they’re also sexist.

cannibaliza:

marvellous-hunting-hootowl:

"Why he lick me" compilation

BEST

spooky-free-booty:

If you smoke we cool
If you don’t we still cool
If you come up to me and blow smoke in my face
I will break your fucking legs

zambiie:

bruh whateeveeeerrrr

zambiie:

bruh whateeveeeerrrr

bluejaysaremagic:

spoopytobio:

cool tips for having fun during october:

  • dont post screamers
  • dont post popups
  • dont post anything that could cause panic/anxiety attacks
  • dont be a dick

The spook is fun but that is not spook. That is not fun for anyone.

enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

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fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.


Then sex.

(via my-sexy-mind)